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'Open Water Swimming Wanker' Card

The Curious Pancake

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    • Order placed
    • 8th May
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    • Standard delivery
    • 13th - 14th May
    • Express delivery
    • 10th - 13th May

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  • Made in UK
Open Water Swimming Wanker Card - The Curious Pancake
Open Water Swimming Wanker Card
Description

Open Water Swimming Wanker Card - illustrated by Claire Senior

How do you know when someone's an open-water swimmer? Oh, they'll tell you alright. Open water swimmers are second only to vegans for banging on about how good their lifestyle is, but really, we're all just jealous of your swimmer's high... maybe! Send this card to that open water swimmer in your life (there's bound to be at least 5 of them!) and hopefully watch them giggle!

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Printed in the UK onto 350gsm uncoated FSC-approved card. This funny hobby-related card comes naked (plastic-free) with a kraft brown envelope.

Card Size (A6): 10.5cm x 14.8cm

Delivery

The delivery options for this item are listed below (if it doesn't state 'Express delivery' then that option is not available for this product). As soon as you place your order, this small business will spring into action, get it ready and send it out... (and you can feel wonderful for supporting them).

Delivery options available

Standard delivery: £1.35
Receive it by 13th - 14th May

Express delivery: £7.35
Receive it by 10th - 13th May

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Claire Senior, owner and chief creator at The Curious Pancake sitting on her green, hipster sofa, looking directly at the camera. A little grey kitten sits to her right, gazing off dreamily into the middle distance.

The Curious Pancake

Nottingham

Aloha! Claire speaking (I'm the one on the left). I'm the founder and illustrator of greetings card brand The Curious Pancake. Cat, Edna, is a silent partner ;-)

I started my business in 2011 after working part time in various card shops that sold greetings cards I found far from inspirational. I decided to do something about that, and 'Pancake blossomed into existence! I enjoy creating typographical cards full of imperfection and my own weird observations on life. If it all looks a bit random, that's because it is. Life's too short to be coherent, right?!

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